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The wife comes home
early &finds her husband in their master bedroom making love
to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You
unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare
you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your
children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband,
replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen to what happened"
"Hmm, I
don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from
you.
But make it
fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"
The husband
begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this
young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I
went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was
very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned
that at she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion
I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made
for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're
afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically
devoured them."
"Since she
was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower.
While she
was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes,
I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few
years, that you can no longer wear because they are too
tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on
our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good
taste."
"I gave her
the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you
will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her
the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you
never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the
same pair."
The husband
continues his story . . . . .
"The young
woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with tears
coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
"Sir, do you
have anything else that your wife does not use?"
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