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A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on
a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on
little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like
your thinking.''
Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There
are three
women
sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately
licking the sides
of
the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down
the top and
sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the
ice cream. Which
one is married?''
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I
suppose the one
that's
gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring
on...but I like your
thinking.''
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