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This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps
out of the
plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing
happens. Only
a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary
parachute, but
unfortunately, the chute still does not appear. As he is
plummeting
toward the Earth, he sees a woman coming up the other way.
He shouts to
her "Do you know anything about parachutes?" "No", she
says, "do you
know anything about gas stoves?"
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