Mother Duckling
 
 

 

 

 

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A duck goes to a bar and says " Got any bread?"
 
 And the barman says "No"
 
 And the duck says "Got any bread?"
 
 And the barman, "No!".
 
 "Got any bread?"
 
 "I said, N-O NO!"
 
 "Got any bread?"
 
 "For cryin' out loud - N-O spells NO and I mean NO!!"
 
 "Got any bread?"
 
 "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!"
 
 "Got any bread?"
 
 "Look, if you ask me one more time if I've got any bread, I'm going
 to nail your fucking beak to the bar!! WE HAVE NO FUCKING BREAD!!!"
 
 "Got any nails?"
 
 "No!"
 
 "Got any bread?"