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This guy staggers into a bar and shouts, "A double whisky
please barman,
and a drink for everyone here? and while you're at it, have
one yourself."
"Well thank you sir," says the barman and proceeds to pour
everyone their
drinks.
Moments later the guy shouts, "Another whisky for me, and
the same again
for everyone else."
The bartender looks a little worried now and says, "Excuse
me sir, but
don't you think you should pay me for that last round
first?"
The guy slurs, "I can't. I don't have any money." With this
the bartender
flies into a rage and literally throws the guy out of the
bar.
About twenty minutes later though the guy staggers back in
and shouts out,
"A double whisky for me, and a drink for all my friends."
"I suppose you'll be offering me a drink too?" the barman
asks, marvelling
at the guy's nerve.
"Not likely," slurs the guy, "you get nasty when you've had
a drink!"
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