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A respectable lady went into the
pharmacy, walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight
into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some potassium
cyanide."
The pharmacist asked,
"What in the world do you need cyanide for?"
The lady replied, "I need
it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes
opened wide and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All
kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT
have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her
purse and pulled out a picture of her husband, in bed with
the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture
and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me
you had a prescription."
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