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A very successful lawyer parked
his brand new Lexus in
front of the office,
ready to show it off to his
colleagues. As he got
out, a truck came along, too
close to the curb, and
completely tore off the
driver's door of the
Lexus. The counselor immediately
grabbed his cell phone,
dialed 911, and it wasn't more
than 5 minutes before a
policeman pulled up. Before
the cop had a chance to
ask any questions, the lawyer
started screaming
hysterically. His Lexus, which he
had just picked up the
day before, was now completely
ruined and would never be
the same, no matter how the
body shop tried to make
it new again.
After the lawyer finally
wound down from his rant, the
cop shook his head in
disgust and disbelief. "I can't
believe how materialistic
you lawyers are," he said.
"You are so focused on
your possessions that you
neglect the most
important things in life."
"How can you say such a
thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "My
Gosh, don't you even realize that
your left arm is missing?
It got ripped off when the
truck hit you!"
"OH MY GOD!" screamed the
lawyer.
(scroll down for the
punch line)
"My Rolex!"
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