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A
magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different
each week
so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was only
one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week
and began to
understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of
the show. "Look,
it s not the same hat!" or "Look, he's hiding the flowers
under the table!"
or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was,
after all, the
captain's parrot. Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the
ship
unfortunately sank.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood
floating in the middle of the sea
with, and as fate would have it, with the parrot. They
stared at each other
with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a
day... and then 2
days...and then 3 days. Finally on the 4th day, the parrot
could hold back
no longer and said......"OK, I give up. Where's the f...ing
ship?"
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