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An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig
his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground
was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was
in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and
described his predicament.
"Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks
like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If
you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would
dig the plot for me. Love Dad. "
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
"Dear Dad, Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden.
That's where I buried the BODIES. Love Vinnie ."
At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police
arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any
bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same
day the old man received another letter from his son.
"Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the
best I could do under the circumstances. Love Vinnie. "
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