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The
Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about
a
highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is
transmitted
orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer
(WORK). If you
receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or
anyone else via any
means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If
you should
come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave
the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and
purchase one or
both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract
(WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the
antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from
your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five
friends. If
you do not have five friends, you have already been
infected and WORK is
controlling your life.
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