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Jack was about to
marry Jill and his father took him to one side.
"When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we
got home was take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to
your mother and told her to put them on.
When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me
that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too
large.
"I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the
trousers in this family and I always will. "
Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill
alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his
trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on.
Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't
possibly wear them.
"Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this
relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget
that".
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack.
"Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were
too small.
"I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.
"Exactly," replied Jill. "And if you don't change your
attitude, you never will."
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